So, when a dog who knows better mouths you, what do you do?
Ordinarily, the answer would be somewhere in the vacinty of yelp and stop whatever game you're playing. Biting hurts others, and ends fun games.
However, if you're me on a really intelligent day, here's what you do: bop the dog on the nose. Sounds harmless, right?
Check out the photo.
Yes sirree, that's my arm four days after said nose-bopping incident, with the lovely puncture mark where her canine tooth went in, and the impact bruising around it. Yep. I'm a clever girl indeed.